You are beautiful, yes you are!  We are so hard on ourselves, arent we?  We run the household, take care of kids and may have a career.  We decide on practically everything, dont we?  What doctors to

  Big Ugly and Me   He's a heavy drinker And carries a belly A family man Even has his own telly   He's luxuriously soft And bountifully tasteful Yet his habits – are awful And that makes him wasteful