Trash tv, just what the doctor ordered. Well, I'm not a fan of television, but... What do you do you do when you have no energy? I want to get up and do but there's no vava voom. So what then?   Anywa

  Some days it's more difficult to find that space in your heart for laughter than others, putting the guard down and letting your laughter ring can be a challenge.   I am aiming here to help you chea

  Big Ugly and Me   He's a heavy drinker And carries a belly A family man Even has his own telly   He's luxuriously soft And bountifully tasteful Yet his habits – are awful And that makes him wasteful

  There once was a Woman on the Verge Whose dreams were so bright, they did surge Untethered by rules Her friends were her jewels And together, their hopes would emerge   The Woman on the Verge was na

"Throw back your shoulders and don't look down."    Solid girlfriend advice for a wearing a bikini around.   I confidently pose and feel out of place,   looking around for a friendly face.   A dear f

  Multi-tasking Mom is officially a swear word.   You know Dory, the fish from “Finding Nemo?”    I’m her.   My short-term memory has short-circuited.   For instance, last Sunday I rushed through he

    The Stain There once was a stain on the bed Mysterious, untrustworthy and dead We poked and we prodded We questioned and plotted Our findings, they filled us with dread We turned on the light Exa

  Sometimes you just have to use your instincts when living among deadly plants and animals in the desert. This is the story of one of those times.   One late spring weekend, my girlfriends and I gat

  The ice cream stand Is unlike a pose Hardly a vogue A stance I suppose A foot can be crossed Or out like a kick Tongue out and perched And ready to lick Head may be tilted With hand on the hip I

  Disclaimer: This is very, very bad poetry and not for children.  Read at you own peril.Hot HeadedOnce upon a soup is our taleThe way to a man's heart without failChicken, tomatillos, lime and riceRo