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AnaLewis
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Big Ugly and Me

 

Big Ugly and Me

 

He's a heavy drinker

And carries a belly

A family man

Even has his own telly

 

He's luxuriously soft

And bountifully tasteful

Yet his habits – are awful

And that makes him wasteful

 

He's a source of trouble

You can't help it, it's true

The police take notice

When he comes into view

 

He's large

He's massive

His shoulders are round

He's Gerard Depardieu

With four wheels on the ground

 

Embarrassed I feel

When he thirsts for his brew

Hard core he does drink

Texas tea is his stew

 

I often get lost

And he frequently saves me

GPS, four-wheel drive

Makes me his devotee


Please help me!

I'm hooked

On this beast of a machine

Big Ugly's his name

More guzzler than green



Ana Lewis
Founder of Women on the Verge.net

AnaLewis · 2165 days ago
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  •  Robbie: 
     
    You're at it again! I love it!
     
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  •  ChezBlanche: 
     
    Totally fun and great lead...;-)
     
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  •  Marta: 
     
    ROFL great one Ana. It got me till the end nice twist.
     
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  •  Karen-Monroy: 
     
    Holy Cow-you are a rebel woman!! LOL! Loved the poem :-)
     
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  •  ilieRuby: 
     
    Ohmygosh, yes, I laughed out loud. Beyond the fabulous poetry, that picture is just fantastic. I think I have a few just like it! xo
     
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